How Am I Still Single?

OMG!!!!  Have you ever wanted to just slap a bitch??  My sister used to have a guy she dated back in MI 2 years ago. He was a pretty good guy, but he couldn’t deal with a LDR (long distance relationship) so they broke up, but remained friends. He’s dated a few real losers since then and the reason I know is one of them in particular, lifted my sisters number from his phone and has made it a habit to text her.

Now, he’s a fucking pussy for letting her have his phone, and it’s gotten so bad that she takes his phone (btw, he’s 6’4″ and about 270) and looks at the pics of my sis and I that she has sent to him because they have remained friends.  WTF is wrong with that woman??  Is she that insecure that she needs to see what he is always doing?  Can you not be friends with someone after you broke up?

I soooooo want to slap that ho after reading her texts.  Now my sissy is playing with her and sending some really funny shit.  Women are so hateful to each other because of men.  I don’t get what her problem is.  If she is that insecure, then why date him??  He is Italian and a huge flirt and looky lou with other women, but she would know that on the first date.  Why is it that with some women, even the women want to slap them?

Now I’m not advocating abuse in any manner, and I’m really not going to slap anyone, (unless I’m wearing pig tails and then watch out) but in my mind, I’m totally bitch slapping them.  It feels like an Ally McBeal episode where they are showing what goes on in the persons mind, but not in real life.

Seriously, there are such stupid women out there, totally not the “How am I still single” type.  They are the “I’m so fucking stupid, I need to be locked up and smacked” type.  Sorry to be ranting a bit, but this stupid bitch in Michigan totally falls into the second category. Do you know anyone like that.