How Am I Still Single?

Okay, seriously, do women need men?  I mean, I know we want them (at least occasionally), but how much do we need them?  I wonder why I don’t have one, but when I sit down and talk with my friends I think, hmmmmmmm. 

Let’s start with the basics.  I have a career and make my own money, so financially I’m okay.  I have my sister living with me and since she is my bestie, we spend a lot of time drinking wine, laughing and watching reality TV.  (reality TV is also hard to watch with a man because they think it’s stupid)  I have a great dog who greats me when I get home from work and is always happy to see me and give me love.  I’ve already given birth and am not doing that again, so I don’t need a guy for procreation.  Sex would be great, but since I don’t sleep around, I keep a well stocked toy box.  Wouldn’t  it be great to combine a Mr. Wonderful doll and a vibrator!  That way it could tell you how pretty you are when you’re done!  (gotta get to work on that invention)  I have a home warranty, so when stuff breaks, I call them and they fix it.  WTF!! 

Is this what is wrong with me?  Maybe I don’t want a guy enough.  If someone moved in with me, I would have to share my closet, which isn’t big enough for my shoes right now!  I think this is why a lot of girls have long distance relationships. Be with them sometimes, and then you get your life back!  Now, please don’t get me wrong! If the right guy falls in my lap I’m probably not gonna kick him out, but I’ve got a pretty terrific life right now. 

Last night my girlfriends and I went out for happy hour and a guy came up to us and noticed 4 of the 5 were single.  He wanted to know what was wrong with us!  He said we are probably too picky and that’s why we are alone.  But, if you have a great life going, I think we’ve earned the right to be picky.  We are smart, pretty, accomplished women who don’t want to settle and aren’t going to!  And why did he think there was something wrong with us?? Maybe it’s the guys that are the problem.  Hmmmm, I guess that’s for another blog.  And you????